Re: Leisurely Scribbles part 2
Right-these are just thoughts,so don't think I'm bitter.
But,I don't 'do' Facebook,or understand Twitter.
Instagram's something about pictures,I've heard,
and as for 'Selfies'-oh blimey-aren't they just absurd!
There I am,feeling smug for avoiding the hype
When suddenly I get told "Hey Pug-let's Skype!"`
My answer I won't repeat-you'd just go pale.
But ffs-I've only just mastered email!
I'm a yokel,a carrot-cruncher,a chewer of pencils.
I've no wish for an ebook or a 'tablet' with stencils.
E M Forster & Hemmingway must
spin in their graves
To see how much e-porn and e-war depraves.
Everyone's a warrior-that C.O.D crap.
Or stuck to their keyboards going 'fap-fap-fap-fap'.
Oh,how I miss that long-lost era when
my idea of REAL progress....was a
cartridge ink pen!
But what puts the boot in,
PROVING our downward trail;
Is that - to become a SUCCESS on the net...
....you must 'FAIL'.