Re: R.I.P Spider
Well, there it is, the one thing that normally brings a perspiring brow and the shakes. My phobia of spiders.
I am ashamed to admit I am terrified of spiders. Probably stems from childhood and being tortured by my brothers!
The last time I saw a spider was last week in the bathroom and it was whilst I was sat on the loo. I noticed there was a tiny spider making it's way away from me walking along the floor shelf towards the sink unit. (there is a tiny gap between wall and unit).
"Now come on Mary" I thought to myself,"he is so tiny he can't possibly harm you! besides he's walking away from you".
I watched as he reached the sink unit only for the biggest bloomin spider I have ever seen jump out in an attempt to grab him, he turned quickly to get away and back to where I was sitting!
I let out a sort of strangled cry and fled with my knickers and trousers still around my ankles!. (not a pretty sight I can assure you)
Ugh!