Re: Jokes for blokes
A flat-chested woman was delighted when her fairy godmother said her breasts would increase in size each time a man said, 'Pardon' to her.Re: Jokes for blokes
The seven dwarfs are all excited as the new pope is visiting fairy-story land. All week they nudge Dopey, sniggering, 'Well, you can finally ask your question', to which Dopey replies every time, 'Shut up!'Re: Jokes for blokes
A newly wed couple return from their honeymoon, the young wife gets a phone call from her mother, " how was the honeymoon dear?" she asks," oh mum it was wonderful" replies the girl, " it was so romantic ,we had a wonderful time" the girl bursts into tears " darling, whatever is the matter" "mum, you've got to take me home" sobs the girl," when we got home he started using these horrible four letter words ,I've never heard anything like it ", the mother asks " what words did he use"? ," no I can't say, mum,its just too awful", darling you must tell me ,I promise I won't be shocked" says mum, " OK mum" she says through the sobs," the words he used were...wash...iron,,,dust...cook"!!Re: Jokes for blokes
A man and woman are having a big argument on their 40th anniversary,Re: Jokes for blokes
A woman goes in to see the psychiatrist about her low self-esteem. She is unhealthy, pale and very obese.Re: Jokes for blokes
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling.Re: Jokes for blokes
A plane carrying an Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and a Texan is about to crash. The pilot shouts back to them, 'We have to lose weight! If three of you jump, the fourth might be saved!'
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