Re: Finally!!
CHAVSPEAK
Da long time gone past
Life was not to him a blast
Badass hoodies ran the turf
Yea man it couldna get worse
Da hoodies living on da front line
Giving it loads them don’t whine
Dese geezas were well tasty
Larging it eatin meat and taties
Olivas muvvers popped her clogs
Left him to the hoodie dogs
Even his farva legged y’know
So he had bo place to go
Dere he was dumped in workhouse
Cos da knows no uvver place,
Poor nippa ennit
(Oliver Twist, with apologies to Charles Dickens)