Re: Steve, help me !
Originally Posted by
eyes_of_a_painter
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This has been a very strange morning. As usual I got up bright and early for work. Did my excercises and then, I went straight towards the kitchen to prepare my coffee. Suddenly, in the silence of it all, I hear a faint high pitch voice that says.. " Steve, help me ! " At first I ignored it, but then a few seconds later, there it was again.. " Steve, help me ! ". At that point I was begining to freak out. Was I hearing voices in my head ? Or maybe it was a neighbor crying out for help ? At that point I had no clue.
I poured myself a cup of coffee, went to my den to read the newspaper, when out of nowhere again that faint high pitch voice.. " Steve, help me ! " Frustrated I got up and started to look around. When suddenly on top of my desk to my wonder I spot a lone fly with a human head.
It looks up at me and says.. " Steve, help me ! " Without hesitation I roll the newspaper up and smash the fly dead.
A devilish smile comes over my face as I shook my head in dismay. Dumb fly, he should of known by now that my name was not Steve.
Bah ... you do know he was probably just hoping you'd pop him in the microwave so he could transmute back into whatever he really was. Chances are he'll have seen the film. he sounds a well educated homofly.
Or ...
.. he had bad eyesight, wasn't really shouting out to you ... and there is another transmorphed scientific oddity loose in your house ... name of Steve.
I'd check all your food before I eat it
.. as we know what flies do. Coffee didn't have any crunchy bits in it did it?
Best make life easier and less surreal by moving a girlfriend in ready for the next one , called Venus Flytrap.