13-12-2015, 04:01 PM
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Re: Sillieness
Originally Posted by malcolm
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Your silliness is what people like me call intelligence and wit and is one of the reasons I have such affection for you Art 
I love you too!! (Don't tell Mrs Malcolm or I'll be dead meat!!
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13-12-2015, 04:32 PM
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Re: Sillieness
Originally Posted by Rachel
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I have NEVER had fluff in mine ... WHY NOT ?This is of grave importance and has given me many a sleepless second or two
OMG Rachel, this is serious stuff indeed.
There are only two possible reasons for this.
One, you are a clone and as such only have an artificial belly button, just to make you look real, or,
Two, you have a Fluff Fairy in your house.
These are similar to the common or garden Tooth Fairy, but much rarer.
They are far more insidious creatures.
The Tooth Fairy makes teeth disappear completely, not so with the Fluff Fairy.
This little so and so removes the fluff from your belly button at night but then leaves it hidden around the house.
Have you noticed any piles of fluff secreted about your house?
The only way to eliminate these pesky little critters, short of an Exorcism, is to thoroughly vacuum the house every single day for a month, removing every single trace of fluff from even the remotest places.
I would suggest that you start immediately
13-12-2015, 06:46 PM
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Re: Sillieness
Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking, it is with great pride that I accept this prestigious title of "Official Poinker".
I would like to thank my parents, my family, my pets, my friends and the Big Issue seller that stands outside Sainsbury every single day come rain or shine!
Special thanks to my friend and pupil in The Art of Poinky-poo, Rachel, for encouraging me to revive this noble martial art.
Poinky-poo has it's origins in the Isle of Avalon in Somerset, where when confronted by the challenge to fight, the peasants, unable to acquire sword or staff, would hold their pinkies aloft and thrust forth into the eyeballs of their foe.
The noise issued forth by this action, "Poink" was adopted as the title.
To this day many irritated and obstreperous folk have adopted this method of combat. The wearing of goggles is recommended to avoid retaliation injury and a fast running speed is advisable.
Once again I express my gratitude for this title and promise to poink wisely!
Here is a photo taken at a recent award ceremony where I received the "Golden Poink"
(Waits for rapturous applause)
Twiz x
13-12-2015, 07:38 PM
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Re: Sillieness
Originally Posted by Nom
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Im not sure i like the idea of Poinking, must be against my yuman rites.
Nom , us men have no yuman rites on this thread or the Trash Can.
The female of the species has taken over and we are now subservient.
13-12-2015, 07:44 PM
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Re: Sillieness
Originally Posted by Artangel
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Nom, My heart stopped when I saw the title of this thread. I thought, Oh Dear, I'm going to be in trouble here as I can be very silly! What a relief when I read you like it!As I posted in the 'Trash Can' section, laughing really is good for you to get those endorphins released for the 'feel good' factor!!
Arty, I thought exactly the same. I thought to meself, "now what's he on about, the old coot." And I was getting ready to have a gentle word in his cauliflower ear. But lo and behold, I was wrong.
Not to proud to admit it, and for thinking you a grumpy old coot Nom, and glad you're happy.
13-12-2015, 07:45 PM
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Re: Sillieness
Originally Posted by TessA
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Thank you Mags!Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking, it is with great pride that I accept this prestigious title of "Official Poinker".
I would like to thank my parents, my family, my pets, my friends and the Big Issue seller that stands outside Sainsbury every single day come rain or shine!
Special thanks to my friend and pupil in The Art of Poinky-poo, Rachel, for encouraging me to revive this noble martial art.
Poinky-poo has it's origins in the Isle of Avalon in Somerset, where when confronted by the challenge to fight, the peasants, unable to acquire sword or staff, would hold their pinkies aloft and thrust forth into the eyeballs of their foe.
The noise issued forth by this action, "Poink" was adopted as the title.
To this day many irritated and obstreperous folk have adopted this method of combat. The wearing of goggles is recommended to avoid retaliation injury and a fast running speed is advisable.
Once again I express my gratitude for this title and promise to poink wisely!
Here is a photo taken at a recent award ceremony where I received the "Golden Poink"
(Waits for rapturous applause)
Twiz x
Here I am giving you the clap, and telling you that I want more of this utter stupid silliness.
I reckon that I am the most silliest, frivoloused , crackolous, and nutty as a fruitcakesist one in this 'ere forum.
Of course if you look at my various posts around here, you will see that I can be rather serious and delarious.
But not very often!
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