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13-06-2010, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by claireandaisy ->
It can be, if you wish...
bathroom. can. dunny. lavatory. crapper. khazi. bog. smallest room. sh**house. outhouse. midden. loo. um.....
Tut tut, ladies, we are slipping into the manure business.
We call it the 'JACKS' in Dublin.
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13-06-2010, 05:28 PM
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Silly questions people ask about that room.

`Can I borrow your loo?`

`Yes of course you can but I want it back when you have finished`
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13-06-2010, 07:02 PM
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Turn the telly off?

edit - and avoid places with tellies?
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13-06-2010, 07:40 PM
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Re: The Alternative to the WC Thread

Originally Posted by claireandaisy ->
It can be, if you wish...
bathroom. can. dunny. lavatory. crapper. khazi. bog. smallest room. sh**house. outhouse. midden. loo. um.....
We must have been posh cos we used to call it "The Throne"!
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13-06-2010, 08:22 PM
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Ah the `throne`-only those privy to Henry VIII got to wipe his bum.

The groom of the stool
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13-06-2010, 08:37 PM
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And what a big bum he had too!. 'One sheet' would be no good to him.
Perhaps 'One linen bed sheet'.
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13-06-2010, 08:41 PM
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The royal bum was cleaned with diaper cloth-so now you know where the term for a nappy comes from
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14-06-2010, 02:55 AM
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After reading this thread I can honestly say that I know more about sh-t than I do about football.
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14-06-2010, 08:30 PM
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Did you know the Chinese invented toilet paper? They invented most things!!!
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The Romans used rags. I remember hearing a (live) radio interview with an archeologist at a site with a rather enthusiastic young lady interviewer asking insistently what `all these exciting scraps of material`were used for. So he told her.
Any way - tonight`s alternative to the World Cup is....
Glee, Channel, 9pm. Series finale - joy.
 
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