03-01-2018, 10:49 PM
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Re: Would You Describe Yourself As ‘Ordinary’? Or Do You Think You Have More To offer?
Originally Posted by Dave H
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I'm just a ordinary bloke looking for love. 
But nothing special about me.
Even do this sign when you spy a woman you fancy in the supermarket or wherever!!
03-01-2018, 10:53 PM
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Re: Would You Describe Yourself As ‘Ordinary’? Or Do You Think You Have More To offer?
Originally Posted by OldGreyFox
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I don't think there is any such thing as 'Ordinary' Arty, boring perhaps, ordinary, never.....Every one of us has a story to tell being as we have all been around the block a few times (well it is an over fifties forum)...But modesty forbids me to tell you mine......
......Well alright then if you insist............Once upon a time.........
It isn’t about your sexy leggies as seen on Surfermom’s birthday greeting today?!! Is it?
03-01-2018, 10:56 PM
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Re: Would You Describe Yourself As ‘Ordinary’? Or Do You Think You Have More To offer?
Originally Posted by Morticia
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I'm ordinary. Okay, I'll make it up instead.
I am really a nun, a Bride of Christ, who pestered Mother Superior to get Wi-Fi so I could rove my Lord's domain and get a direct line to Celestial Beings from my little cell (padded).
I found here instead.
But not famous
Just ordinary.
Your secret is safe with me.....
03-01-2018, 10:57 PM
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Re: Would You Describe Yourself As ‘Ordinary’? Or Do You Think You Have More To offer?
Originally Posted by Artangel
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Dave, You’ve got to be really cool and pronounce ‘love’ as ‘Lurrrve’ then change your profile pic to this....Even do this sign when you spy a woman you fancy in the supermarket or wherever!!
03-01-2018, 11:08 PM
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Re: Would You Describe Yourself As ‘Ordinary’? Or Do You Think You Have More To offer?
I once rang up the Sunday papers and said for a hundred thousand pounds I’d tell them about a drink and drug fuelled life, full of wild partying into the early hours, cavorting with loose women, dicing with death on crazy fast trips in crazy fast sports cars.. the guy wanted to know when all this happened, I told him not yet, but if you give me the money!!
03-01-2018, 11:10 PM
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Re: Would You Describe Yourself As ‘Ordinary’? Or Do You Think You Have More To offer?
HiI am in no way ordinary, I can do complex Maths in my head, I am a polyglot.
I am a nightmare to live with, I cannot even find my car keys.
I rely on a 9 year old autistic boy to setup my Mobile.
I remember faces, but not names.
I buy flowers every week for the lady in my life, but forget Birthdays.
I cook, but do not bake.
I am not very good at white lies, after 3 hours shopping the question Does my bum look big in this ?has been known to be met by the answer, nope, it is the size of your arse which is stretching the fabric.
I do not rise to personal insults, not a typical man in that respect, you can call me all the names under the Sun and I have no pride, I do not respond.
Threaten my family and the lady in my life and the response is swift and ruthless, the same goes for any bully who threatens others.
That is me, I will never change.
03-01-2018, 11:11 PM
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Re: Would You Describe Yourself As ‘Ordinary’? Or Do You Think You Have More To offer?
Originally Posted by Primus1
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I once rang up the Sunday papers and said for a hundred thousand pounds I’d tell them about a drink and drug fuelled life, full of wild partying into the early hours, cavorting with loose women, dicing with death on crazy fast trips in crazy fast sports cars.. the guy wanted to know when all this happened, I told him not yet, but if you give me the money!!
Yeah Right, Primus, l believe you, now go and mend your lavi before it floods the house!!
Whoops, your plumber already has!!
03-01-2018, 11:13 PM
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Re: Would You Describe Yourself As ‘Ordinary’? Or Do You Think You Have More To offer?
Originally Posted by swimfeeders
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HiI am in no way ordinary, I can do complex Maths in my head, I am a polyglot.
I am a nightmare to live with, I cannot even find my car keys.
I rely on a 9 year old autistic boy to setup my Mobile.
I remember faces, but not names.
I buy flowers every week for the lady in my life, but forget Birthdays.
I cook, but do not bake.
I am not very good at white lies, after 3 hours shopping the question Does my bum look big in this ?has been known to be met by the answer, nope, it is the size of your arse which is stretching the fabric.
I do not rise to personal insults, not a typical man in that respect, you can call me all the names under the Sun and I have no pride, I do not respond.
Threaten my family and the lady in my life and the response is swift and ruthless, the same goes for any bully who threatens others.
That is me, I will never change.
Now let me think?
03-01-2018, 11:15 PM
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Re: Would You Describe Yourself As ‘Ordinary’? Or Do You Think You Have More To offer?
Originally Posted by Artangel
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Yeah Right, Primus, l believe you, now go and mend your lavi before it floods the house!! Whoops, your plumber already has!!
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