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Young Freddie who lived by the sea
Was sat down with a hot cup of tea
When he spied a few seals
And let out some squeals
He squirted a small drop of wee.
There was an old man called George
Who worked in a wee village forge
He made shoes for a horse
Because he had a face like a Norse
When he ate he really did gorge.
That's so funny 
