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I sleep much better naked.
Why can't flight attendants understand that?
Oh, I bet the male ones would be perfectly happy with it!
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Do cow farts come from the Dairy Air? (I'll see myself out!)
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Grammar: The difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you're nuts!
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If anyone wants to sponsor me I'm doing a 0.0000000000002km run to raise awareness for laziness!
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Grammar: The difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you're nuts!
I thought it was the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
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I told a mate that my aunt is in hospital recovering from an illness and to keep herself and the other patients occupied, she plays a lot of card games, ludo, Monopoly, and backgammon

"Any chess?"

No, she went private.
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So what made you become an editor?
Well, to cut a long story short ...
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"Any chess?"

No, she went private.
Boom boom
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Sue said to me today I was the first person she slept with. All the others kept her awake all night
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Do twins ever realise that one of them was unplanned?
 
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