13-04-2019, 06:20 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Ah, but you know why he works most days, don't you Twink?It's still the same job!
He was asked to change a bloomin' plug, that's all, but he is sooooo slow in his dotage, that he is still trying to remember where he left his screwdriver.
I remember him starting about this time last year.
They've sacked him three times, but took pity on him when he cried, so bought him a new screwdriver and let him try again.
OMG, I nearly fell off me chair laughing here.
Me too, then I realised I shouldn't be.
13-04-2019, 07:25 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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More like wine corks. 
13-04-2019, 10:58 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Nor me either. I have been very busy.I have been busy baiting the man traps, feeding the crocs in our moat, locking all the doors, gates and windows, and can finally put me feet up with peace of mind.
They have both fallen asleep Sweetie, useless lumps.
If you stand by the back door you can hear them snoring from here.
14-04-2019, 12:02 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Nor me either. I have been very busy.I have been busy baiting the man traps, feeding the crocs in our moat, locking all the doors, gates and windows, and can finally put me feet up with peace of mind.
They have both fallen asleep Sweetie, useless lumps.
If you stand by the back door you can hear them snoring from here.
He is history now.
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