14-04-2019, 10:44 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by
Judd
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Rats. If I'd have known I would have phoned you half way through you doing your ironing, you would have then got confused and put your iron to your lug 'ole thinking it was your phone.
You ought to be thoroughly ashamed of yourself for even thinking something so mean and hurtful. Wicked man.
What with that, and your Yorkshire pud story, one can only assume you have been drinking, Sir.
In future, you can leave your whisky
outside when you arrive at
our place if you please, just bring your wallet
inside - for safe keeping you understand.