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29-04-2019, 03:36 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Mups ->
Good morning Dongle - just got up?

I have a suspicion about my lousy dinner ya know.
I have a sneaky feeling that you phoned ahead, and bribed the cook to give us rough old bit of meat!

Come on, own up, you did, didn't you.

The more I think of it, the more I believe I am right, because the lady on the next table to us actually recommended the roast beef! She said it "melts in the mouth", and now I realise it she was planted there by you.

Shame on you!
You owe us 2 free dinners now! Hang on, Twink wants to come as well, so you can make it three now.

Hey hey

Where are you going for Christmas?...
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29-04-2019, 03:37 PM
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Mups, if the lady on the next table was wearing leggings... it could have been Dongle in disguise!
Now my job as a mystery diner might be compromised.
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29-04-2019, 03:46 PM
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all this chatter bout food is making me tummy rumble, see how long i can stay......sniff sniff is that a cheese & onion pasty i can sme
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29-04-2019, 04:08 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Now my job as a mystery diner might be compromised.
Oh dear what a shame! No pay will mean you can't pay your bills, so you will end up in prison & guess what?...........I know some prison officers, where you will be held, so told them that they must never let Longdogs have access to the internet.

They always listen to me, so no chance of you being last to post!
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29-04-2019, 04:19 PM
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Or me so I don't bother trying.
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29-04-2019, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Lorna ->
all this chatter bout food is making me tummy rumble, see how long i can stay......sniff sniff is that a cheese & onion pasty i can sme
Hi Lorna. Yes I think it is a pasty you can smell but it's at Greggs so off you go. You can bring me one back if you like but leave it outside the door.

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29-04-2019, 04:37 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
Oh dear what a shame! No pay will mean you can't pay your bills, so you will end up in prison & guess what?...........I know some prison officers, where you will be held, so told them that they must never let Longdogs have access to the internet.

They always listen to me, so no chance of you being last to post!
It is no surprise you have some prison friends Twink, what with your cellar obsession an' all. Still, I might be ble to get LTP messages delivered by drone.
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29-04-2019, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by EZ Rider ->
Or me so I don't bother trying.


' Allo 'allo, we have another male interlooper's attempt here, Twink.

Looks like he soon scarpered though, so that's alright.

I see that Dongle man has been particularly persistent today, that won't do at all. Why are these men not busy elsewhere, that's what I want to know.

Judd's a loose cannon, as he doesn't have to answer to anybody, but we can have to have a quiet word - woman to woman - with Mrs. Dongle and Joan, see if they are willing to cut the plugs off their computers that end.

That will give us a bit of extra quiet time.


(Oh, and good afternoon Lorna).
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29-04-2019, 05:40 PM
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Yes it was good to see Lorna here, boosting the women's army. How rude of Dongle trying to get her to go to Greggs for his pasty, but she will soon learn if she comes back!

I will just leave her a note

Only a woman can be last to post, so you can tell any of the men on here to "Push off"
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29-04-2019, 07:47 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Mups ->
Good morning Dongle - just got up?

I have a suspicion about my lousy dinner ya know.
I have a sneaky feeling that you phoned ahead, and bribed the cook to give us rough old bit of meat!

Come on, own up, you did, didn't you.

The more I think of it, the more I believe I am right, because the lady on the next table to us actually recommended the roast beef! She said it "melts in the mouth", and now I realise it she was planted there by you.

Shame on you!
You owe us 2 free dinners now! Hang on, Twink wants to come as well, so you can make it three now.

Speaking of which, have those wimmin gone yet?
 



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