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effingpot
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Hampshire, UK
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21-03-2021, 03:56 PM
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If poison is past its expiry date, is it MORE poisonous or NO LONGER poisonous?
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22-03-2021, 01:01 PM
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Why are people never the right amount of whelmed?
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effingpot
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26-03-2021, 04:31 PM
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Just back from the fishmongers and the guy in front of me bought ALL the crabs, mussels and lobsters. Shellfish bastard!
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Vlad
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West Midlands UK
Joined: Dec 2014
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26-03-2021, 06:20 PM
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Earthworms are easier to sharpen if you freeze them first.
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26-03-2021, 06:30 PM
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Viagra. It won't make you James Bond, but it will make you Roger Moore!
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Vlad
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26-03-2021, 06:33 PM
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I have nicked that one
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26-03-2021, 06:45 PM
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My mate told me he failed his exam in Aboriginal music.
I said "Did ya redo it?"
(say it out loud!)
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JBR
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Cheshire, UK
Joined: Sep 2015
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26-03-2021, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by
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My mate told me he failed his exam in Aboriginal music.
I said "Did ya redo it?"
(say it out loud!)
Good one.
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Judd
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26-03-2021, 08:27 PM
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Re: One liners and short jokes!
A man has been found dead in Minffordd, Penrhyndeudraeth, Gwynedd.
Meanwhile, 6 of tonight's newscasters have phoned in sick.
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26-03-2021, 08:30 PM
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A man has been found dead in Minffordd, Penrhyndeudraeth, Gwynedd.
Meanwhile, 6 of tonight's newscasters have phoned in sick.
Excellent!
I'm sure Rhian would be impressed!
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