06-05-2019, 07:09 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Twink55
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Don't worry Mups & I will keep it in iced water! 
Anyway, I digress. Who's last? I am
Who's da man? Me!!
06-05-2019, 07:58 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Twink55
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Don't be silly Judd, we now have Dongle's dongle, so no need to trouble the butcher, should the need ever arise!
Alas, this happens to be true.
Longdongle he is no more - hence just dongle nowadays.
06-05-2019, 08:11 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
By the way ladies, I heard these two 'erberts will be on the telly tonight.They are on that 'Full Monty' programme later.
Mind you, from what has been said here today, I don't know what dongle is going to hang his hat on, do you?
I have managed to get us all front row tickets.
I was going to buy some doughnuts to throw at them, but decided it would be a waste of time so got some squashy, mouldy tomatoes instead.
See you later ladies . . don't be late.
06-05-2019, 08:18 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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By the way ladies, I heard these two 'erberts will be on the telly tonight.They are on that 'Full Monty' programme later.
Mind you, from what has been said here today, I don't know what dongle is going to hang his hat on, do you?
I have managed to get us all front row tickets.
I was going to buy some doughnuts to throw at them, but decided it would be a waste of time so got some squashy, mouldy tomatoes instead.
See you later ladies . . don't be late.
06-05-2019, 08:40 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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You wimmin could always have a bit extra stitched on and turn yourselves into blokes. I'm sure that your local pork butchers shop can fit you up with a suitable `dangly bit`.As an added bonus, your intelligence and IQs will have a massive increase of around 60%. This means that you will be able to talk about sensible stuff instead of soap operas and dancing shows, you will gain an ability to reverse and parallel park, be able to find your way around without getting lost, and most importantly, learn about the offside rule in football.
Mr. Judd (or would you prefer Mrs. Judd if you intend transforming)?
I can assure you us lovely ladies have no desire for any added appendages thank you, as we are already well aware of what a nuisance they can be.
Apart from the nuisance value of any 'extras', our supberb sylph-like bodies are so perfect in every way it would be impossible to improve upon, so quite unthinkable.
If you men transformed however, you might possibly become more alluring,
enchanting, indispensable, able to give birth, see males in awe and wonder when in your presence. You would be kinder, more charitable, beautiful inside and out, and best of all . . . less inclined to fart all night!
06-05-2019, 09:48 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Sweetie pie
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Oh, I say it is getting risque on here.
Originally Posted by Lorna
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I Have just been reading up the last pages since my last post and i cant breath for laughing,
This is better than the telly !
Sadly for you fellas i aint going no where,
entertainments far too good,
Thank you ! I is staying till LASTEST !
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