11-05-2019, 11:19 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by
Judd
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Bad news Mups, they didn't have any black pudding so tha'll 'ave to do baaht. Better luck next time.
I can only assume you were born mean and miserly Judster.
You could have easily brought me a nice treat back from shopping, as I have more than earned it.
Putting up with your species, day in day out, all the mean tricks you play on us lovely ladies, all your mullocky habits we are expected to endure, the state you leave our bathroom in . . . . . the list could go on.
All I ask for in return is a pleasing, and expensive gift, given with humbleness and gratitude for the ongoing pleasure of our company.
But what do I get? The offer of a mouldy old lump of revolting black pudding for all your sins!
Not good enough Judsy. Not good enough at all.
I am coming up to talk to your Mum tomorrow about you.