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11-05-2019, 09:06 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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Mups I like black pudding, so I will do you a swap for an Asian Pear!
An Asian pair of what?
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11-05-2019, 09:12 PM
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I suppose you think that's funny, seeing as I told you I couldn't eat that if you paid me!

You deserve one of these for your meanness too.
After all I do for you an' all. Ungrateful wretch!

Bad news Mups, they didn't have any black pudding so tha'll 'ave to do baaht. Better luck next time.
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11-05-2019, 09:40 PM
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I think we are talking to ourselves Judd. The biddies have all gone.

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Mwah haha
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11-05-2019, 09:45 PM
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Mwah haha
Oh Gawd. I wasn't keeping an eye on the Welsh contingent.

That laugh sounds like you plan to take over the World or at least the thread.



Oh look........ was that Idris Elba going past in his boxers? Run out and have a look rhian.
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11-05-2019, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Bad news Mups, they didn't have any black pudding so tha'll 'ave to do baaht. Better luck next time.


I can only assume you were born mean and miserly Judster.
You could have easily brought me a nice treat back from shopping, as I have more than earned it.

Putting up with your species, day in day out, all the mean tricks you play on us lovely ladies, all your mullocky habits we are expected to endure, the state you leave our bathroom in . . . . . the list could go on.

All I ask for in return is a pleasing, and expensive gift, given with humbleness and gratitude for the ongoing pleasure of our company.
But what do I get? The offer of a mouldy old lump of revolting black pudding for all your sins!

Not good enough Judsy. Not good enough at all.
I am coming up to talk to your Mum tomorrow about you.

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11-05-2019, 11:20 PM
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An Asian pair of what?


Well I must admit I wasn't quite sure meself dongle.
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11-05-2019, 11:23 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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I think we are talking to ourselves Judd. The biddies have all gone.



Oh dear, wrong again.
Will you male specimens never learn?

We are here for ever and always, to watch your every devious move.
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12-05-2019, 12:10 AM
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Re: Last to post wins

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Oh dear, wrong again.
Will you male specimens never learn?

We are here for ever and always, to watch your every devious move.
Apart from now.
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12-05-2019, 12:42 AM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Mups ->
I can only assume you were born mean and miserly Judster.
You could have easily brought me a nice treat back from shopping, as I have more than earned it.

Putting up with your species, day in day out, all the mean tricks you play on us lovely ladies, all your mullocky habits we are expected to endure, the state you leave our bathroom in . . . . . the list could go on.

All I ask for in return is a pleasing, and expensive gift, given with humbleness and gratitude for the ongoing pleasure of our company.
But what do I get? The offer of a mouldy old lump of revolting black pudding for all your sins!

Not good enough Judsy. Not good enough at all.
I am coming up to talk to your Mum tomorrow about you.

Well I did buy a box of luxury Suchards Belgian chocolates and purely for quality control I thought I'd better test one to make sure they were good enough. The upshot was that it was. Far too good to give to ingrates so I'm keeping 'em for meself.
 



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