20-05-2019, 04:49 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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We arer not in the least bit worried by your strippers dongle, for it is YOU who should be worried as all the strippers are our friends. In fact we may even be in disguise amongst them - Hah, we'll soon teach you randy men a lesson you won't forget in a hurry.
We will have to be vigilant and get some security on the door. there's no way we will be letting any of you in.If you do get in though, can you bring some vol-au-vents.
20-05-2019, 05:05 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Mmm We will have to be vigilant and get some security on the door. there's no way we will be letting any of you in.If you do get in though, can you bring some vol-au-vents.
Oh we will bring some vol-au-vents for you, but don't expect the fillings to be quite the 'normal' type.
We'll try to make them as palatable as we can though - and they will help you sleep. (wicked cackle).
20-05-2019, 05:52 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Oh we will bring some vol-au-vents for you, but don't expect the fillings to be quite the 'normal' type. We'll try to make them as palatable as we can though - and they will help you sleep. (wicked cackle).
20-05-2019, 06:57 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Twink55
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I could do a hot pot & mash it all together. Great filling for vol au vents & I know Dongle would love it!
Think I'll hang a string of black puddings across the doorway as a deterrent for you wimmin.
20-05-2019, 07:30 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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I don't do hot pot and can't abide mash so that's your cunning plan up the spout. Think I'll hang a string of black puddings across the doorway as a deterrent for you wimmin.
You get meaner by the day Judsy.
I can see you mean business!
However, I shall push through your string of ghastly stuff wearing my crucifix for protection, you don't scare me.
We ladies will be there to keep an eye on you lot, whether you like it or not.
20-05-2019, 07:32 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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I don't do hot pot and can't abide mash so that's your cunning plan up the spout. Think I'll hang a string of black puddings across the doorway as a deterrent for you wimmin.
That's him sorted then, Twink.
We'll sit on him and force feed him Hot Pot and Mash, while making him watch Soaps on telly.
He will repent within the hour.
I really, really, like the sound of that.
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