24-05-2019, 12:01 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Twink55
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Well I am glad to see you Mups... I had to dedicate too much time to getting rid of the men yesterday.... but now we can return to our winning position of "The Dynamic Duo" 
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Thank you Twink. I am glad to see that somebody is!
Watch out though, because I have just spotted that Judster person lurking outside again. He was nosing through the kitchen window.
24-05-2019, 12:09 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Thank you Twink. I am glad to see that somebody is! Watch out though, because I have just spotted that Judster person lurking outside again. He was nosing through the kitchen window.
I am constant as the northern star,
Of whose true-fixed and resting quality
There is no fellow in the firmament.
The skies are painted with unnumbered sparks.
They are all fire and every one doth shine,
But there’s but one in all doth hold his place.
So in the world. 'Tis furnished well with men,
24-05-2019, 12:12 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Talk of the devil and he/she will appear. Unlike the male specimens here, some of us ladies have things to do.
We have duties to perform, appointments to keep, and dogs to walk.
We have to cook, clean, shop, drive ourselves, see to things outside, see to things inside, and organise everything with no help whatsoever.
Then all you males do is sit on your fat bums on our sofa, making smells and mess everywhere and generally hindering our otherwise perfect day!
Now then gentleman (cough splutter), bet you're glad I called in now, aren't you.
24-05-2019, 12:14 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by judd
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aye, and don't you forget it. I am constant as the northern star,
of whose true-fixed and resting quality
there is no fellow in the firmament.
The skies are painted with unnumbered sparks.
They are all fire and every one doth shine,
but there’s but one in all doth hold his place.
So in the world. 'tis furnished well with men,
24-05-2019, 12:17 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Twink55
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Well I am glad to see you Mups... I had to dedicate too much time to getting rid of the men yesterday.... but now we can return to our winning position of "The Dynamic Duo" .
Are you saying that you two are the only ones left to be dealt with. It's a poor show from the wimmin tbh. I hear there's a job going at No.10 if any of you are interested.
24-05-2019, 12:35 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Aye, and don't you forget it. I am constant as the northern star,
Of whose true-fixed and resting quality
There is no fellow in the firmament.
The skies are painted with unnumbered sparks.
They are all fire and every one doth shine,
But there’s but one in all doth hold his place.
So in the world. 'Tis furnished well with men,
Men don't live as long as women ( and with Mups's & my help you could be got rid of much sooner) ...so you haven't a hope of being LTP.
24-05-2019, 12:47 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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More like the gruesome twosome. Are you saying that you two are the only ones left to be dealt with. It's a poor show from the wimmin tbh. I hear there's a job going at No.10 if any of you are interested.
I am thinking of moving to number 10, as I really like Larry the cat......... but my main agenda is to ban all men from the counties LTP threads. If they refuse their tax rate will go up to 90% & be used to provide holidays for the PM & her friends.
24-05-2019, 01:03 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Twink55
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Excuse me young man, we have many women in our army...but they are not all full time; they just know that Mups & I could sort all the men out with one hand tied behind our backs.I am thinking of moving to number 10, as I really like Larry the cat......... but my main agenda is to ban all men from the counties LTP threads. If they refuse their tax rate will go up to 90% & be used to provide holidays for the PM & her friends.
24-05-2019, 01:20 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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I like Larry too. He's the only one there that does anything and he uses the front door but I think you might get in a flap.
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