16-06-2021, 04:13 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, and Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is US$1 million, so Putin writes him a check.
Next BoJo calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When he's finished, the devil informs him that the cost is US$6 million, so he writes him a check.
Finally Donald Trump gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is US$£5.00.
When Putin hears this, he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Trump got to call the USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies, "Since Biden took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."