Join for free
Page 2355 of 3947 « First < 1355 1855 2255 2305 2345 2353 2354 2355 2356 2357 2365 2405 2455 2855 3355 > Last »
Longdogs's Avatar
Longdogs
Chatterbox
Longdogs is offline
SW England
Joined: Mar 2016
Posts: 43,957
Longdogs is male  Longdogs has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
04-07-2019, 08:43 AM
23541

Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Silver Tabby ->
Wow, Mups, a man free zone - I am so impressed!

Going to make another cup of tea and enjoy the peace!

Shall I make you some toast?
I wouldn't mind some toast Tabs..... and another coffee my good woman

Then off you can trot to pluck your eyebrows or whatever it is you wimmin do during daylight hours.

Longdogs's Avatar
Longdogs
Chatterbox
Longdogs is offline
SW England
Joined: Mar 2016
Posts: 43,957
Longdogs is male  Longdogs has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
04-07-2019, 08:46 AM
23542

Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
Well done Mups!
I am afraid I wont be here for most of the day, so you ladies may have to keep the men at bay without my help. Not to worry though, I will be back so I can assist when Silver Tabby takes Thing to the hospital tomorrow!

Longdogs's Avatar
Longdogs
Chatterbox
Longdogs is offline
SW England
Joined: Mar 2016
Posts: 43,957
Longdogs is male  Longdogs has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
04-07-2019, 08:47 AM
23543

Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Mups ->
I think you should be made to kiss it better.
That'll teach you a lesson you won't forget in a hurry.


If we were on a different thread, I might be able to help you out.
Mups's Avatar
Mups
Chatterbox
Mups is offline
Northamptonshire
Joined: Jun 2013
Posts: 46,083
Mups is female  Mups has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
04-07-2019, 08:57 AM
23544

Re: Last to post wins

My word Dongle, what are you doing here so early? Were you on the way to the look and got lost?

Come to think of it, how did you get in when the back door was still locked?

Now do 'oppit, as I am about to have my shower.


Longdogs's Avatar
Longdogs
Chatterbox
Longdogs is offline
SW England
Joined: Mar 2016
Posts: 43,957
Longdogs is male  Longdogs has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
04-07-2019, 11:43 AM
23545

Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Mups ->
My word Dongle, what are you doing here so early? Were you on the way to the look and got lost?

Come to think of it, how did you get in when the back door was still locked?

Now do 'oppit, as I am about to have my shower.


Blimey! Is it Christmas already?
Judd's Avatar
Judd
Chatterbox
Judd is offline
West Riding of Yorkshire
Joined: Oct 2015
Posts: 12,538
Judd is male  Judd has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
04-07-2019, 11:43 AM
23546

Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Mups ->
My word Dongle, what are you doing here so early? Were you on the way to the look and got lost?

Come to think of it, how did you get in when the back door was still locked?

Now do 'oppit, as I am about to have my shower.


Thank goodness for that, you were getting a bit ripe.
Longdogs's Avatar
Longdogs
Chatterbox
Longdogs is offline
SW England
Joined: Mar 2016
Posts: 43,957
Longdogs is male  Longdogs has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
04-07-2019, 11:51 AM
23547

Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Judd ->
Thank goodness for that, you were getting a bit ripe.
I thought they were 'muck spreading' on the farm up the road.
Judd's Avatar
Judd
Chatterbox
Judd is offline
West Riding of Yorkshire
Joined: Oct 2015
Posts: 12,538
Judd is male  Judd has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
04-07-2019, 12:01 PM
23548

Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
I thought they were 'muck spreading' on the farm up the road.
It must be strong, I can smell it up here.
Mups's Avatar
Mups
Chatterbox
Mups is offline
Northamptonshire
Joined: Jun 2013
Posts: 46,083
Mups is female  Mups has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
04-07-2019, 05:27 PM
23549

Re: Last to post wins

Now listen 'ere you two, how many times do you have to be told to watch your P's & Q's when you're talking to me?

I'll have you know I smell as fresh as the morning dew, with skin as soft as a satin, and as innocent as a young virgin.

So I'll thank you smelly, rude males to shut your cake holes and appreciate my wonderful company a little more!
Longdogs's Avatar
Longdogs
Chatterbox
Longdogs is offline
SW England
Joined: Mar 2016
Posts: 43,957
Longdogs is male  Longdogs has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
04-07-2019, 09:16 PM
23550

Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Mups ->
Now listen 'ere you two, how many times do you have to be told to watch your P's & Q's when you're talking to me?

I'll have you know I smell as fresh as the morning dew, with skin as soft as a satin, and as innocent as a young virgin.

So I'll thank you smelly, rude males to shut your cake holes and appreciate my wonderful company a little more!
Did someone mention cake?
 
Page 2355 of 3947 « First < 1355 1855 2255 2305 2345 2353 2354 2355 2356 2357 2365 2405 2455 2855 3355 > Last »

« Previous Thread | Next Thread » (Or back to Top)


© Copyright 2009, Over50sForum   Contact Us | Over 50s Forum! | Archive | Privacy Statement | Terms of Use | Top

Powered by vBulletin Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.