09-07-2019, 12:01 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Silver Tabby
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Right - you male lot - I may not be around much tomorrow - have a hot date with a surgeon! But I want you to know I will be back - and woe betide anyone who has :-a) upset any of the lovely ladies in here.
b) left your old socks and smelly underpants around again.
c) not followed - to the letter - any instructions given by Mups.
d) made any unkind comments.
e) upset the Bedlington brood.
f) trodden on any of Twinks cats - or mine!
g) generally misbehaved.
Because anaesthetics and scalpels have a strange effect on me - they send me wild ! Be afraid - be very afraid!!
Send supply of anaesthetics to the LTP so that we can knock these wimmin out.
09-07-2019, 12:07 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Silver Tabby
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Right - you male lot - I may not be around much tomorrow - have a hot date with a surgeon! But I want you to know I will be back - and woe betide anyone who has :-a) upset any of the lovely ladies in here.
b) left your old socks and smelly underpants around again.
c) not followed - to the letter - any instructions given by Mups.
d) made any unkind comments.
e) upset the Bedlington brood.
f) trodden on any of Twinks cats - or mine!
g) generally misbehaved.
Because anaesthetics and scalpels have a strange effect on me - they send me wild ! Be afraid - be very afraid!!
Well done Tabs, some very sound rules there.
I will do some extra photocopies, and nail a copy on the front gate so they can read it before they enter.
I think we ought to put a copy in Judd's lunch box before he goes to work too, then he can re-read it a few times to make sure it sinks in.
I have put dongle's reminder through his letter box, plus another copy under his windscreen wiper.
Well done Tabby.
09-07-2019, 08:42 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Silver Tabby
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Right - you male lot - I may not be around much tomorrow - have a hot date with a surgeon! But I want you to know I will be back - and woe betide anyone who has :-a) upset any of the lovely ladies in here.
b) left your old socks and smelly underpants around again.
c) not followed - to the letter - any instructions given by Mups.
d) made any unkind comments.
e) upset the Bedlington brood.
f) trodden on any of Twinks cats - or mine!
g) generally misbehaved.
Because anaesthetics and scalpels have a strange effect on me - they send me wild ! Be afraid - be very afraid!!
....Not cutting your own hair again are you.
09-07-2019, 10:37 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Good morning all (I am half heartedly including the men).I see that dongle person has been in again this morning, and that that Judster male is lurking instead of working.
I am taking my car in in a mo, because my flippin' air con has packed up again, so I am not a happy bunny this morning and would appreciate a little more consideration that I usually get.
Seeing as you are nearby Judsy, you could trot off and make me a cuppa before I go, then pick me up from the garage please. Chop chop.
09-07-2019, 10:40 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Good morning all (I am half heartedly including the men).I see that dongle person has been in again this morning, and that that Judster male is lurking instead of working.
I am taking my car in in a mo, because my flippin' air con has packed up again, so I am not a happy bunny this morning and would appreciate a little more consideration that I usually get.
Seeing as you are nearby Judsy, you could trot off and make me a cuppa before I go, then pick me up from the garage please. Chop chop.
09-07-2019, 10:47 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Winter is almost upon us so you won't need your AC just yet and if the summer actually comes back, however fleeting, you can open a window.
You can be very mean at times Judsy.
Anyway, if I open the windows I let the hot air back in.
The man at the garage yesterday said we are supposed to use it winter and summer. I'm going to ask him to show me what he means today.
You men never explain anything properly, that's the trouble.
You just say something and assume everyone else knows what's in your head!
It takes another woman to understand how we tick.
Now if you're not going to pick me up from the garage, you'd best go to work instead. In fact, some overtime wouldn't go amiss.
Oh dear . . . I can see that dongle has returned too.
How come these pesky men have got nothing to do today?
There's us lovely ladies run off our feet, and you men sitting there doing nothing whatsoever!
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