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05-08-2019, 11:33 PM
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Just popping on to say that I won't be popping in today.

Caution ......... Mups alert!
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06-08-2019, 12:12 AM
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[QUOTE=Judd;1757804]Just popping on to say that I won't be popping in today.

Caution ......... Mups alert![/QUOTE]



Yes, that's right, Mups Alert indeed, Judsy.

Fortunately though ladies, Mr. Judd has decided to be sensible for once in his life, and cleared off in panic when he saw me arrive.

Cluck cluck . .

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06-08-2019, 06:43 AM
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Mups, is that a Chick or a young Cock? we need audio, if its a chick, its probably saying "Cock a Dude ull do".
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06-08-2019, 07:39 AM
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Originally Posted by spitfire ->
Mups, is that a Chick or a young Cock? we need audio, if its a chick, its probably saying "Cock a Dude ull do".
Groan!!

Out of here, Spitty, you make the place look untidy. Do something useful - go and visit Swimmy in hospital, He needs cheering up.

Go anywhere - but stay out of here!

Mups - the electric secateurs and tree loppers are in your secret cupboard - all fully charged!
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06-08-2019, 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by spitfire ->
Dongles, what might be thrown in if you help with the OCD.
Stockings on, stockings off, stockings on, stockings off etc etc
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06-08-2019, 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Silver Tabby ->
They are extendable, Dongles, there is no place to hide!

Actually - because you were so helpful in the matter of the CD - you may have another pair of black silk stockings - meet me in the shrubbery in five minutes!
Watch out for the brambles.
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06-08-2019, 10:01 AM
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I'm out for a while but will be back later. I want all you females gone by then so I can spray fabreze everywhere.
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06-08-2019, 01:59 PM
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Just using my valuable dinner hour to check for infestation of wimmin.

Just one cat based person lurking in the undergrowth. Will be back later to throw her out.
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06-08-2019, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Just using my valuable dinner hour to check for infestation of wimmin.

Just one cat based person lurking in the undergrowth. Will be back later to throw her out.
She's gone now Judd, you can relax.
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06-08-2019, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
She's gone now Judd, you can relax.


But I am here now, so keep looking over your shoulder, sunshine.
Nothing you men do will ever go unnoticed, you will always be found out and dealt with.

Now then, be good boys, and clear off and get our dinner ready.
I assume you have prepared something delicious for us ladies tonight?
 



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