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08-06-2020, 03:14 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Originally Posted by Tezza ->
Don’t ‘whatever me’ I started this limerick thread assuming it would result in limericks not Doggeral. As I said, Parish doesn’t rhyme with garish. If you bother to scroll back you would see I politely suggested to Swanee that it was difficult to follow parish. Barry tried but the result is the same, doggerel not limerick.
Just trying to make the best of a bad job with what we've got Tez.
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08-06-2020, 03:21 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Fancy a nibble" asked Sally with a grin
As she wiped the saliva from her chin
"Not with this virus floating about"
I'd rather not get near your snout
So, feeling insulted, she kicked him on the shin.



"That came keen" said the vicar in shock
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08-06-2020, 03:23 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

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Just trying to make the best of a bad job with what we've got Tez.
Appreciate that Barry , all I suggested is Swanee change the last word, and I hate that dismissive word ‘Whatever’. Have a nice day. 👋
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08-06-2020, 03:25 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

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Appreciate that Barry , all I suggested is Swanee change the last word, and I hate that dismissive word ‘Whatever’. Have a nice day. 👋
That wasn't my expression nor my post Tez ....
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08-06-2020, 04:33 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

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That wasn't my expression nor my post Tez ....

Sorry Barry mate, I know it wasn’t your post, I never intended it to look that way. Time to move on I think. With the ‘over the top’ full screen ads popping up every where the site is no fun anymore.
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09-06-2020, 12:09 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

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Sorry Barry mate, I know it wasn’t your post, I never intended it to look that way. Time to move on I think. With the ‘over the top’ full screen ads popping up every where the site is no fun anymore.

Must say I agree Tezza.
All these ads have got ridiculous now, and are very distracting.


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09-06-2020, 12:14 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Originally Posted by Mups ->
Must say I agree Tezza.
All these ads have got ridiculous now, and are very distracting.


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"That came keen" said the vicar in shock
As he examined his leg and rolled down his sock
What adverts? Adblock is your friend.
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09-06-2020, 12:17 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

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What adverts? Adblock is your friend.

That doesn't rhyme Judsy.
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09-06-2020, 12:18 AM
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"That came keen" said the vicar in shock
As he examined his leg and rolled down his sock
He noticed bruises on his shin
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09-06-2020, 01:46 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

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OMG

Never have I been so embarrassed.
So sorry to hold everybody up.





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