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05-09-2019, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
Mups I meant to tell you, my local supermarkets have agreed to let me take, free of charge, all their out of date tomatoes. This means that we can make sure they get some of their 5 a day whilst locked in the pillory stocks!
Thank God for that. I thought you were going to cook.
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05-09-2019, 09:15 AM
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Sounds good, Twink, I found an old (very old) box of addled duck eggs when I cleared out the garage - I just knew they would come in useful for something - more ammunition!!
Duck!


No really....... Duck..

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05-09-2019, 09:30 AM
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Thank God for that. I thought you were going to cook.
I am going to cook....after marinating you in the tomatoes I will add a bit of garlic & spit roast you in the garden..... there are a lot of hungry foxes that visit my garden.

Another plus factor is, you will have no chance of being last to post!
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05-09-2019, 01:38 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
I am going to cook....after marinating you in the tomatoes I will add a bit of garlic & spit roast you in the garden..... there are a lot of hungry foxes that visit my garden.

Another plus factor is, you will have no chance of being last to post!
I like the way you think, Twink!
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05-09-2019, 01:50 PM
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I like the way you think, Twink!
I like to be honest with them Tabby!
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05-09-2019, 01:52 PM
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Now that would be a first!
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Now that would be a first!
Wrong, I am always honest.....don't want to confuse you men any further by telling lies!
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05-09-2019, 05:15 PM
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Home from work but just enough time to boot these wimmin out before I nip out for the evening. Rest assured, I will be back later to resume my wimmin booting out duties. Just in case you wimmin have forgotten what it's like to have sized 10 steel-capped boot up your jacksies, here's a reminder.



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05-09-2019, 05:24 PM
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Charming, I'm sure.
Always a gentleman is our Judd - not.

We have decided to enrol you men on a night school course on 'Etiquette and how to treat elite ladies'.

I have found one that starts next week, and will put your names down this very evening.
You are going - so put that in yer pipe and smoke it.
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05-09-2019, 05:27 PM
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Charming, I'm sure.
Always a gentleman is our Judd - not.

We have decided to enrol you men on a night school course on 'Etiquette and how to treat elite ladies'.

I have found one that starts next week, and will put your names down this very evening.
You are going - so put that in yer pipe and smoke it.
Elite ladies yes, but what about you lot? Elite and ladies aren't words I'd associate with you wimmin.
 



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