28-09-2019, 02:10 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Silver Tabby
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Hi Rhian - come in and welcome! We are striving to keep this a man free zone - so an extra pair of hands and few 'creative' ideas would be good!PS: They are not allowed to wee in here - but Dongles has been acting suspiciously in the shrubbery again!
I've seen both of 'em do that on occasions, Tabs.
You'd never see a lady behave like that.
Oh-oh, I can smell a Judster loitering somewhere close by. .
Drat! He's got in!
28-09-2019, 02:12 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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I've seen both of 'em do that on occasions, Tabs.You'd never see a lady behave like that.
Oh-oh, I can smell a Judster loitering somewhere close by. .
Drat! He's got in!
28-09-2019, 02:37 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Well that Judd man didn't stay long thank goodness, just this other one to get rid of now, ladies. Shall we ring Mrs. D. to invent some jobs for him?
Here's a bucket of yacht varnish and a big brush - let's make him varnish the wooden bits of the conservatory. When he has finished that - he could give the privet hedge a seeing to!!
28-09-2019, 02:41 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Well that Judd man didn't stay long thank goodness, just this other one to get rid of now, ladies. Shall we ring Mrs. D. to invent some jobs for him?
28-09-2019, 02:42 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Silver Tabby
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No, Mups, that would make him stay! Here's a bucket of yacht varnish and a big brush - let's make him varnish the wooden bits of the conservatory. When he has finished that - he could give the privet hedge a seeing to!!
28-09-2019, 03:34 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Silver Tabby
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No, Mups, that would make him stay! Here's a bucket of yacht varnish and a big brush - let's make him varnish the wooden bits of the conservatory. When he has finished that - he could give the privet hedge a seeing to!!
Good idea, Tabby.
After he's finished varnishing and cutting the hedge, he could mow the lawn, do a bit of weeding, plant all the spring bulbs, wash our cars, then start on the ironing.
He'll need to get a move on though, because our dinners will also need cooking as well.
Ooh I say, this idea is really growing on me now.
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Oh Gawd, that other pest is just coming up the path again now as well.
We need to quickly prepare a nice long list for him as well.
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