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22-12-2019, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
Sir. I have told you before, ladies do not have such problems.
It is you and your blessed curries who blows our washing off the line!
Now be gone with you.

Go find something useful to do, like wrapping our presents.
Speaking of wrapping.

I wish you wimmin would wrap up your constant gibber jabber.
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22-12-2019, 11:24 PM
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Listen - for reasons various - I have not been to bed since Friday and am in no mood to be crossed - so hop it now!
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23-12-2019, 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Silver Tabby ->
Listen - for reasons various - I have not been to bed since Friday and am in no mood to be crossed - so hop it now!


Not been to bed, Tabby?
I can understand those males not sleeping - their conscience keeps them awake most nights - but we can't have you fretting about anything.

I'm on me way with a nice hot water bottle, a soft teddy bear and some hot chocolate, that should do the trick.

Just revving up me broomstick as we speak . . .
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23-12-2019, 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Silver Tabby ->
Listen - for reasons various - I have not been to bed since Friday and am in no mood to be crossed - so hop it now!
Is that your own bed?




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23-12-2019, 12:20 AM
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Oh Lordy . . . that Yorkshire person is lurking, as he does . .
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23-12-2019, 12:22 AM
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Oh Lordy . . . that Yorkshire person is lurking, as he does . .
And don't you forget it.
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23-12-2019, 12:28 AM
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And don't you forget it.

If you stopped slamming that darn door, Tabby would be able to get some sleep.
Now either be quiet, or sling yer 'ook.

(Preferably the second option).


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23-12-2019, 12:33 AM
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Tabby needs to get some earplugs. Your constant whining is keeping her awake.
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23-12-2019, 12:37 AM
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Tabby needs to get some earplugs. Your constant whining is keeping her awake.

Whine? Whine?

When have you ever heard me whine ey?
Lord knows I have plenty to whine about with you men cluttering up our abode, but with my endless patience and kind nature, I just get on with it - except for the occasional boot up the jacksy, I admit.
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23-12-2019, 12:40 AM
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Whine? Whine?

When have you ever heard me whine ey?
Lord knows I have plenty to whine about with you men cluttering up our abode, but with my endless patience and kind nature, I just get on with it - except for the occasional boot up the jacksy, I admit.
Whining is what you wimmin do, banshees the lot of you.
 



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