17-07-2017, 10:33 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by Jem
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My two gay friends Gerald and Michael were having harsh words in the local today, very upsetting to see the pair having a row, they are usually very happy when having a pint with us old lads, they ask a lot of questions about days of yore, both have a very quick sense of humour and often tell us a few gay jokes, can’t say I get them all, me being so innocent I don’t know half the stuff folks get up to these days, but they were not in a funny mood today.Gerald was rabbiting on to the Michael fella about the house being untidy, dishes left unwashed, beds not made properly, and a host of other things, Michael was angry and on the verge of tears when he interrupted him. “How very gruel of you Gerald, how could you!, between hovering, cooking, shopping, and everything else I don’t get time to wipe my arse” “And that’s another thing I want to talk to you about” Says Gerald.
Terrible to see folks who love each arguing ain’t it.
17-07-2017, 11:34 PM
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to cont: the street of the city was of pure gold, like transparent glass ???????????? Jem this is your expertise here surely - since when has pure gold been transparent ????????? I have however come across non- transparent glass - the missus insists upon it when showering but I can still see the shadows!!18-07-2017, 01:26 PM
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Changing the trajectory of the conversation a mite...I've been discussing with a chap I assist,various songs we mis-hear the lyrics to.
We've come up with several, some well-known, some lesser so.
My own list contains several you'll know,as many people mis-quote them.
The film 'Titanic' is one such...I've never seen it [the film] and have no wish to...but WHY anyone would end a film by singing "I believe that the hotdogs go on" has often puzzled me...I presumed it had a deep meaning. it did-it meant Otex was an immediate requirement...
I very recently discovered,midst much hilarity aimed at moi, the true lyrics.
Have YOU got any to add, chaps? [and chappettes,natch]
18-07-2017, 04:06 PM
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Well my two gay friends were just that today, gay and happy again, they are well matched, even in names, Gerald Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzgerald.There’s Red, Green, white, and yellow gold, but no transparent gold. Maybe that’s what fools gold is Gummy.
When Phyllis was a teenager she had acute catarrh, it was pink and she played it at parties.
Pug old boy, we used to have a fella who insisted he sang his party piece every Saturday night in the pub before the music stopped at closing time. “I wanna sing Farmer Jack, I wanna sing Farmer Jack!” When he finally gets up and grabs the mike he blurts out that old Ned Miller tune.
“Farmer Jack to a King, from looniness to a wedding ring, I played an Ace and I got a Queen, you made me King of your heart”
I know it’s not funny but you’d have to see the serious face on him to appreciate it.
18-07-2017, 09:20 PM
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Dance, then, wherever you may be,I am the Lord of the Dance, said he,
And I'll lead you all, wherever you may be,
And I'll lead you all in the Dance, said he
Dance, then, wherever you may be,
I am the Lord of the Darn, Settee,
And I'll lead you all, wherever you may be,
And I'll lead you all in the Darn, Settee
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