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A gardener who stood on a rake
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Got a smack in the eye
Which made him cry
Like a big sissy, for goodness sake



Norman the Storeman was so cross
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Norman the Storeman was so cross
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Norman the Storeman was so cross
He'd had a big fight with his boss
All over a stapler
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Norman the Storeman was so cross
He'd had a big fight with his boss
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Originally Posted by Rhian ->
Norman the Storeman was so cross
He'd had a big fight with his boss
All over a stapler

No sensible rhyme with stapler . Hope no one minds the small change.❓

Norman the storeman was so cross
He’d had a big fight with his boss
All over a break
He wanted to take
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Norman the storeman was so cross
He’d had a big fight with his boss
All over a break
He wanted to take
They stopped his pay - what a loss.






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