12-05-2020, 02:24 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Genteel?.... Genteel?.... 
Do you two think you are having high-tea at Claridges or perhaps appearing as extras in Downtown Abbey? There's no way that wimmin (and you two in particular), can ever be described as genteel.
Bloody 'ell, I just laughed that much I may have given meself a hernia.
Downstairs, Downstairs.
12-05-2020, 03:17 PM
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Right you lot. Call it summer madness but I have decided to be nice to you la... you la... (I can't say it), you wimmin today. I know you are all concerned about the virus so I will be making a few face masks for you to wear when you go out.I am currently cutting up some of my old Y fronts and will be sewing elastic onto them so you can wrap them around your face. You can wash them if you want but there's really no need seeing as they were last washed when the Royal baby was born (no not Archie, Harry).
If you would like a few pairs, PM me with your address and I'll post them off to you.
I'm debating whether to keep the bum flaps so that you can eat your dinner without removing it.
12-05-2020, 11:07 PM
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Right! That does it!
All day long both of you appalling samples of manhood have been abominably rude to us gentle, feminine souls, but enough is enough!
We have had an emergency Committee Meeting about your behaviour and are just awaiting confirmation from the Tower of London then you will be banished to the Dungeons indefinitely.
Peace and decorum will reign once more.
13-05-2020, 07:36 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Thank you Tabby.It is obvious they are weakening daily now, isn't it.
Our success is in within easy reach.
13-05-2020, 09:43 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Right! That does it!
All day long both of you appalling samples of manhood have been abominably rude to us gentle, feminine souls, but enough is enough!
We have had an emergency Committee Meeting about your behaviour and are just awaiting confirmation from the Tower of London then you will be banished to the Dungeons indefinitely.
Peace and decorum will reign once more.
13-05-2020, 09:47 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Well, that's gratitude for you. I try and do my bit for the wimmin folk and I get sent to the tower. It's no wonder us lovely fellows don't trust you lot.
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