13-05-2020, 10:36 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
I see the usual two male twerps have been nattering over the fence again - like a couple of senile old washer-women they are. Look at 'em with their mugs of tea.
Now then, down to business.
I want to know . . . no, I demand to know - where those no-good men were today when I was in trouble!
I have been locked out in my back garden since yesterday, but were you concerned - NO!
Did you come and assist me - NO!
Did you bring me food and cups of tea - No!
I had been out with my oldest dog and came back in through the side gate. I put the padlock on and snapped it shut, as I didn't intend going out any more.
When I went round to the back door to go in, it was locked from the inside . . . but I had just padlocked the only way out!
I had the front door key in my pocket, but couldn't get out the back garden anymore!
My mobile phone was locked in the kitchen too, so I couldn't phone for help.
My next door neighbours had gone out too.
I was trying to decide whether I dare break a window to get in, or scale over a 6ft gate with my ladders from the shed, when a handsome young man on a white stalliion rescued me.
I'd still be there now if I'd waited for those lazy, Godforsaken lumps on here!
You will be delighted I escaped and am back to assist the ladies to keep you lot in order.
14-05-2020, 07:12 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Not with this lot anyway. I think it's time to be rude to them from now on. 
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Eleven hours now and not a floozy in sight.14-05-2020, 10:40 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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I see the usual two male twerps have been nattering over the fence again - like a couple of senile old washer-women they are. Look at 'em with their mugs of tea.Now then, down to business.
I want to know . . . no, I demand to know - where those no-good men were today when I was in trouble!
I have been locked out in my back garden since yesterday, but were you concerned - NO!
Did you come and assist me - NO!
Did you bring me food and cups of tea - No!
I had been out with my oldest dog and came back in through the side gate. I put the padlock on and snapped it shut, as I didn't intend going out any more.
When I went round to the back door to go in, it was locked from the inside . . . but I had just padlocked the only way out!
I had the front door key in my pocket, but couldn't get out the back garden anymore!
My mobile phone was locked in the kitchen too, so I couldn't phone for help.
My next door neighbours had gone out too.
I was trying to decide whether I dare break a window to get in, or scale over a 6ft gate with my ladders from the shed, when a handsome young man on a white stalliion rescued me.
I'd still be there now if I'd waited for those lazy, Godforsaken lumps on here!
You will be delighted I escaped and am back to assist the ladies to keep you lot in order.
14-05-2020, 11:41 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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I'm sorry to hear that Mups. It must have been a worrying time for you, knowing that you might never get back inside again. guess what? We've locked you out of here too.
Hah. You may think that Sir, but I can assure you that is totally impossible.
It is a well-known fact amongst the gentler sex, that the male of the species is useless at doing anything they say they will do.
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