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She booked into a Swiss clinic to have her lady bit trimmers...as it would be an embarrassment if the press or anyone got hold of this she had the clinic and staff sign a non-disclosure contract......even her hubby didn't know so you can imagine the surprise when she woke up after her op to see a massive bunch of flowers on the table.
leaning across she grabbex the card which read "Dear Joan, thanks for the ears. Love Niki Lauda x"
I remember a joke about her too. Something to do with a KitKat - not something to be repeated amongst you delicate souls though.