28-03-2016, 11:02 AM
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Re: Poop
Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy
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Neither. I had just commented on another toilet thread and then saw this one. Is that what you people in the Northern hemisphere prefer to talk about?Mind you, I do talk a lot of shit too at times.
Not happy or sad? Just sort of OK then (so far).
Me too Plops.
29-03-2016, 09:46 PM
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Re: Poop
Originally Posted by spitfire
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Every time I take my dog for a walk, I make sure I have my poop bag with me, we go off into the Country Park, and, if she does a Whoopsie, even in the long grass, I do my best to retrieve it, well, today, I had to navigate past two huge mounds of Horse Excrement, on the public walkway, given my dogs size could be described as small to medium, the biggest poo she does is comparable to a small Cumberland sausage, which is scooped, why do Horse owners get away with depositing huge dumps with impunity?
The wife and me have an understanding, she doesn't mind me watching Horse racing on the TV as long as I clean up the Horse poo from under the TV when the racing is over, I'm sharpening me shovel for next weeks Grand National, you have to be fit to clear all that up.
:Maybe some enterprising person could come up with a dog crap retrieval kit for folks who get themselves into such awkward predicaments as you did. My little fella only drops in dainty gram sizes and I just stoop and flick it into a small bag, He’s very fussy what he eats and has a strict diet which he religiously sticks to, and although you couldn’t make a decent sandwich out of him he still has a divine figure for his age. The kit could include a poo detector, vacuum, and granulator incorporated into a long hollow elegant looking walking stick with a disposable bag at the handle, save a lot of messing about in the grass on a cold wet day.
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