13-11-2017, 05:16 PM
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Re: Could You Tell A Stranger, Their Fly Was Open?
Remember getting in a lift in the city after delivering to one of the offices. Stood next to a young lady when it reached the ground floor stood aside to let her get out first. Walking behind her noticed her dress was tucked into her nickers. By the time we got to the main doors I told her she went red but quickly redressed herself whilst I stood behind her.I heard the security guards laughing but thank god I managed to tell her before she hit the outside pavement. I wondered how long ago she had done this and were her office colleagues taking the piss out of her as well not telling her.Never saw her again.
13-11-2017, 05:20 PM
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Re: Could You Tell A Stranger, Their Fly Was Open?
Originally Posted by longfellow
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Remember getting in a lift in the city after delivering to one of the offices. Stood next to a young lady when it reached the ground floor stood aside to let her get out first. Walking behind her noticed her dress was tucked into her nickers. By the time we got to the main doors I told her she went red but quickly redressed herself whilst I stood behind her.I heard the security guards laughing but thank god I managed to tell her before she hit the outside pavement. I wondered how long ago she had done this and were her office colleagues taking the piss out of her as well not telling her.Never saw her again.
A bloke with his zipper down.
And a Woman with her dress caught in her nickers.
I would say we have fun!
13-11-2017, 05:24 PM
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Re: Could You Tell A Stranger, Their Fly Was Open?
Originally Posted by Nom
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Barn door open one o'clock at the button factory
horse is going to get out
flag's at half-mast
feel a draft?
Hog's out the pen
mister, the road is open to jerusalem
there's a letter in the post office
your window's open
Sounds like someone is prepared for the inevitable
13-11-2017, 05:28 PM
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Re: Could You Tell A Stranger, Their Fly Was Open?
Originally Posted by Val J
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Does anyone remember saying ‘Charlie’s Dead’ when someone’s underskirt was showing beneath their skirt! I’m going back to fifties now!
13-11-2017, 07:10 PM
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Re: Could You Tell A Stranger, Their Fly Was Open?
Reminds me of when I was at a wedding party. I was wearing hold up stockings and one of them kept slipping down. Right down past my knee it went. Luckily it was on a crowded dance floor so I was able to hitch it up without too many people noticing.I'll never trust hold ups again!!
13-11-2017, 08:43 PM
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Re: Could You Tell A Stranger, Their Fly Was Open?
Originally Posted by Nom
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Barn door open one o'clock at the button factory
horse is going to get out
flag's at half-mast
feel a draft?
Hog's out the pen
mister, the road is open to jerusalem
there's a letter in the post office
your window's open
It pays, to advertise!!
13-11-2017, 08:58 PM
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Re: Could You Tell A Stranger, Their Fly Was Open?
Originally Posted by Twink55
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I would tell a stranger, in fact I have on one occasion and although the man was a little embarrassed, he said he really appreciated that I had taken the trouble to tell him..... he was going to a job interview!
You'd think they'd feel the draft, wouldn't you.
13-11-2017, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Val J
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Does anyone remember saying ‘Charlie’s Dead’ when someone’s underskirt was showing beneath their skirt! I’m going back to fifties now!
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