Join for free
Page 3 of 4 < 1 2 3 4 >
Pumicestone's Avatar
Pumicestone
Senior Member
Pumicestone is offline
Australia
Joined: May 2013
Posts: 4,392
Pumicestone is male  Pumicestone has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
09-10-2016, 01:47 PM
21

Re: Savings

I remember my father (who did OK business) giving me this advice

"Son, invest in vice - booze, dope, sex, whatever. In good times or bad, those things will always do well"
Tpin's Avatar
Tpin
Chatterbox
Tpin is offline
UK
Joined: Jan 2016
Posts: 16,130
Tpin is male  Tpin has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
09-10-2016, 01:47 PM
22

Re: Savings

You have a wife?
Pumicestone's Avatar
Pumicestone
Senior Member
Pumicestone is offline
Australia
Joined: May 2013
Posts: 4,392
Pumicestone is male  Pumicestone has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
09-10-2016, 01:48 PM
23

Re: Savings

Several - you want to rent one ?
Tpin's Avatar
Tpin
Chatterbox
Tpin is offline
UK
Joined: Jan 2016
Posts: 16,130
Tpin is male  Tpin has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
09-10-2016, 01:52 PM
24

Re: Savings

No thank you.
I was just curious, it just goes to show one should never believe all one is told.
Rachel's Avatar
Rachel
Chatterbox
Rachel is offline
UK
Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 10,411
Rachel is female  Rachel has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
09-10-2016, 01:54 PM
25

Re: Savings

Originally Posted by Pumicestone ->
Wanna get married ?

Methinks this might be my second offer.
Don't worry about Wife #1. We just won't tell her.
I do not countenance subterfuge and have no intention of becoming part of a harem, thank you
dukeofearl
Senior Member
dukeofearl is offline
south coast uk
Joined: Jul 2013
Posts: 3,887
dukeofearl is male  dukeofearl has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
09-10-2016, 02:08 PM
26

Re: Savings

Originally Posted by Rachel ->
But I don't want to go to Paris thank you :confuse
Ok I will take you to see MK in Panto at Christmas . Is he "Puss in Boots" again
Older git
Chatterbox
Older git is offline
South Lincs
Joined: Jul 2014
Posts: 5,371
Older git is male  Older git has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
09-10-2016, 02:10 PM
27

Re: Savings

Originally Posted by Pumicestone ->
I remember my father (who did OK business) giving me this advice

"Son, invest in vice - booze, dope, sex, whatever. In good times or bad, those things will always do well"

Good grief my next holiday is planned for Puglia not the back streets of Naples. Been there though
Pumicestone's Avatar
Pumicestone
Senior Member
Pumicestone is offline
Australia
Joined: May 2013
Posts: 4,392
Pumicestone is male  Pumicestone has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
09-10-2016, 02:30 PM
28

Re: Savings

Originally Posted by Rachel ->
I do not countenance subterfuge and have no intention of becoming part of a harem, thank you
Oh alright. We'll tell her then !

Seems she's having second thoughts about our joint visit to the UK early next year.
In which case, you could be my "temporary" wife for the duration of my visit.
I am particularly attracted by your claim to be "inexpensive to maintain".

Quite apart from your scintillating wit, obvious charm and good looks - of course.


How am I going so far ?
Tpin's Avatar
Tpin
Chatterbox
Tpin is offline
UK
Joined: Jan 2016
Posts: 16,130
Tpin is male  Tpin has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
09-10-2016, 02:45 PM
29

Re: Savings

You've crept above the 'no effin chance' on the 'How am I doin' creepometer.
Hovering just below 'still no effin chance'

fender's Avatar
fender
Chatterbox
fender is offline
SE England
Joined: Jan 2016
Posts: 6,286
fender is male  fender has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
09-10-2016, 02:57 PM
30

Re: Savings

Originally Posted by Tpin ->
You've crept above the 'no effin chance' on the 'How am I doin' creepometer.
Hovering just below 'still no effin chance'

Best larf of the day.....
 
Page 3 of 4 < 1 2 3 4 >



© Copyright 2009, Over50sForum   Contact Us | Over 50s Forum! | Archive | Privacy Statement | Terms of Use | Top

Powered by vBulletin Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.