Re: The slap
Originally Posted by
JBR
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Eliza, you are lucky that you didn't include a Pakistani in that joke, as he'd have had an apoplectic attack.
Perhaps it might be a good idea to have a new section of the forum: the 'Nice Section', perhaps, for people like Basser. They could all meet in that section and talk nicely about what they had for tea and the nice new dresses they bought.
What a ruddy good idea JBR.
Now then will someone please start a thread called;
The Be Nice Thread.
(Alias The Be Very Boring Farts Thread).
Perhaps one of the conversations might go like this:
Poster boring fart 1: 'Hello, I purchased a lovely new pair of shoes today'.
Boring fart 2: Oh! (in a very posh accent) how very jolly nice, what size are they'?
BF 1: Size 13
BF 2: Oh! Golly gosh, you do have big feet don't you'?
BF 1: Yes, I have always had big feet, and a big nose you know'.
BF 2: Oh! Dear I do feel so awful sorry for you old girl.
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah!
BF 1: Snore snore snore snore snore!