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Longdogs, is this a miracle?
Post 12 gave reason for us to believe that you would have been turned to ash and scattered all over your favourite football ground by now!
We will see-I have just booked an `escort` I want my carpets cleaned. Can we provide any other service Sir? Well a good whip around the house would be nice.
Just ask any women to have sex and a headache at the same time.
Many years ago I remember reading what Errol Flynn said about his recently divorced wife to reporters "She was a very vain woman, she had mirrors installed in the bedroom ceiling, so she could look at herself having a headache.