17-05-2013, 10:59 AM
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I'm glad to get an opportunity to voice my opinion on the origins of chickens and other important things. The start of the Bible is my favoutite bit, I think it goes something like this.In the beginning their was nothing, then everything came from nothing
Any professor worth his salt will tell you that, now the big study in scientific circles is nothing, what exactly is nothing?, where did nothing come from? where is nothing going?, the questions are endless, only when we crack the hidden secrets of nothing will we know all about nothing and when you know all about nothing you will be granted the title, "Doctor of Pure Emptiness" or DOPE for short. One of our greatest DOPE's is a Professor M.T. Spacy of Yale University (He's been asked to run for President by the Republican Party) who said when interviewed on ABC TV recently "Nothing is the key to the future and the only way forward for mankind, cars will run on nothing, planes will fly on nothing, heck we can even eat nothing, When we crack the nothing code everyone will be able to hold a bunch of nothing in their hands, raise it the the sky, and thank the Government for giving us nothing, and we will all rejoice and sing together "I got plenty of nothing, nothing's plenty for me...".
I'll be doing some serious thinking about nothing from now on, I wannabe a fully fledged DOPE someday, I'm halfway there already.
18-05-2013, 01:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Meg
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...to numerous to mention including what shall I eat for my meals today 
18-05-2013, 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Jem
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I'm glad to get an opportunity to voice my opinion on the origins of chickens and other important things. The start of the Bible is my favoutite bit, I think it goes something like this.In the beginning their was nothing, then everything came from nothing
Any professor worth his salt will tell you that, now the big study in scientific circles is nothing, what exactly is nothing?, where did nothing come from? where is nothing going?, the questions are endless, only when we crack the hidden secrets of nothing will we know all about nothing and when you know all about nothing you will be granted the title, "Doctor of Pure Emptiness" or DOPE for short. One of our greatest DOPE's is a Professor M.T. Spacy of Yale University (He's been asked to run for President by the Republican Party) who said when interviewed on ABC TV recently "Nothing is the key to the future and the only way forward for mankind, cars will run on nothing, planes will fly on nothing, heck we can even eat nothing, When we crack the nothing code everyone will be able to hold a bunch of nothing in their hands, raise it the the sky, and thank the Government for giving us nothing, and we will all rejoice and sing together "I got plenty of nothing, nothing's plenty for me...".
I'll be doing some serious thinking about nothing from now on, I wannabe a fully fledged DOPE someday, I'm halfway there already.
18-05-2013, 08:35 AM
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Originally Posted by mindbender
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when you get fedup with all that nothing try the chaos theory that is even more fun - over to Bruce or Spitfire either will do!
I am sure you will have a contribution Mindbender. I'll just bide my time and let the men have an airing. 
18-05-2013, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Twizard
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He'll probably be the next on the celebrity "hit list", weirdo. That bird was a bit perverted!
Twizzle darlin' - Rod Hull is already deceased - he fell off the roof of his house while trying to 'fix' his television aerial some few years ago.
18-05-2013, 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Aerolor
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Wondered when this thread would get around to the chaos theory I am sure you will have a contribution Mindbender. I'll just bide my time and let the men have an airing.
18-05-2013, 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Uncle Joe
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Twizzle darlin' - Rod Hull is already deceased - he fell off the roof of his house while trying to 'fix' his television aerial some few years ago.
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