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A matador once lived in Spain
Who only fought bulls in the rain
His wife said "Look Jose
Your Future looks Rose"

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A matador once lived in Spain
Who only fought bulls in the rain
His wife said "Look Jose
Your Future looks Rose"
But please don’t do it again

There was An old lady from Niagara
Who found a box of viagara

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There was An old lady from Niagara
Who found a box of viagara
She phoned and said "Jack
Do please hurry back"

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I so want to post the last line but it's just as well i can't.

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Ok I will just say this:

There was An old lady from Niagara
Who found a box of viagara
She phoned and said "Jack
Do please hurry back"
And what ensued was an explosion of magma

There once was a man from Caerphilly
Who enjoyed a very hot chilli

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Arghh wrong page!!

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There once was a man from Caerphilly
Who enjoyed a very hot chilli
He sweat such a lot
That he nearly forgot
To swill himself down to his Willie


There once was a man from Leeds
Who fell in a lake full of Reeds

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There once was a man from Leeds
Who fell in a lake full of Reeds
He let out a yelp
As he shouted for help