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15-04-2017, 02:43 PM
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You know the pillow squad ain't going to be enough. He's a feisty little critter ... you might need a straight jacket, a spit hood and a set of manacles.
You may be right Morty, can I call on you because getting him in a straight jacket, with such a stiff neck, could be difficult? I think he will enjoy the manacles, as he has always fancied a bit of bondage.
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15-04-2017, 02:46 PM
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You can call on me but I'm not very strong ..or know men's ticklish spots.
But I can sit on him and hold him down.
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15-04-2017, 02:52 PM
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You can call on me but I'm not very strong ..or know men's ticklish spots.
But I can sit on him and hold him down.
That may be useful even if the hospital do discharge him. he is not allowed to drive and shouldn't move too much, apart from doing his physio exercises. Could you sit on him through the night shift Morty?
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15-04-2017, 02:56 PM
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Yeh ... can do that but I have bony knees so I'll wrap meself in a sheet of bubble wrap and if he moves and pops me bubbles he'll earn a slap from you.
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15-04-2017, 03:22 PM
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I've never had women so eager to straddle me or tie me up.

Except one....a real Colchester charmer by the name of Heidi....at £50 she wasn't cheap.
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15-04-2017, 04:33 PM
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Yeh ... can do that but I have bony knees so I'll wrap meself in a sheet of bubble wrap and if he moves and pops me bubbles he'll earn a slap from you.
He gets plenty of slaps from me Morty, but we could do a double act!
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15-04-2017, 06:27 PM
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My golden rule regarding sandpaper has always been this;

If I can find it, I use it. I just adjust the pressure.

And a belated 'I luvs ya too' Mups.
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15-04-2017, 07:09 PM
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My golden rule regarding sandpaper has always been this;

If I can find it, I use it. I just adjust the pressure.

And a belated 'I luvs ya too' Mups.


Oh, dear dongles, now you've started me off again . . I thought I was alright now . .
 
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