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My view is that passing wind (I don't like to use the crude word 'farting'; I'm above that sort of thing) is a natural function and is completely unavoidable.

Accepting that fact, I believe that if we are obliged to do that disgusting thing perhaps we should enjoy doing it.

Instead of looking down our noses and 'poo pooing' it (actually, that could be disastrous when you think about it), perhaps we should find it humorous and entertaining.

Yes, I have a 'fart machine' (two, in fact) for use when the natural material is not immediately forthcoming. Sadly, this appliance produces only the audible effect. My ideal would be a similar product that would, in addition, supply the naturally concomitant aromatic component.
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01-12-2017, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by susiejaeger ->
You know what the saying is:

Wherever you may be
Let your wind go free
In the Steeple or the Chapel
Let it rattle.


Ha, I remember my Dad used to say that, susie.
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01-12-2017, 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by spitfire ->
I have been exhausting large amounts of gas from both ends tonight, if this has been offensive to anyone, I humbly apologise, and hope it is not symptomatic of an underlying health problem.
That's weird Spitfire, I was doing the same thing all night long and finally let Tommy out of jail this morning. I can only think it was due to eating the last two sprouts left in the fridge. The older they get, the worse they are.
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01-12-2017, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
That's weird Spitfire, I was doing the same thing all night long and finally let Tommy out of jail this morning. I can only think it was due to eating the last two sprouts left in the fridge. The older they get, the worse they are.
Who is Tommy?
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01-12-2017, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Sweetie pie ->
Who is Tommy?

Don't ask!
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01-12-2017, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Sweetie pie ->
Who is Tommy?
I have no idea. It's something my friend's mum used to say if someone farted but wouldn't own up - 'Who let Tommy out of jail?'
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01-12-2017, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by susiejaeger ->
You know what the saying is:

Wherever you may be
Let your wind go free
In the Steeple or the Chapel
Let it rattle.
Once you have an ileostomy and a Barbie Bum, it is an impossibility.😀😀
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01-12-2017, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
I have no idea. It's something my friend's mum used to say if someone farted but wouldn't own up - 'Who let Tommy out of jail?'
Never heard that before. See I learn something new every day
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01-12-2017, 11:33 AM
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Blimey, I was just quickly browsing around the forum, and I thought I read
'Turned 50 and started farting' in General Health - I must go to Specsavers
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01-12-2017, 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Sweetie pie ->
Blimey, I was just quickly browsing around the forum, and I thought I read
'Turned 50 and started farting' in General Health - I must go to Specsavers
Well, I read your Christmas Gifs thread as Christmas Gifts. So I need to go too.
 
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