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A sinkfull of pots waiting to be washed
Paying someone to do them would cost
So I decided to save up some cash
Felt in my mattress to get at my stash
But bought booze instead and got sloshed
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A beauty who sat in the sun
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A beauty who sat in the sun
Was drinking a cola and rum
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A beauty who sat in the sun
Was drinking a cola and rum
When she suddenly sneezed
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A beauty who sat in the sun
Was drinking a cola and rum
Whe she suddenly sneezed
And fell on her knees
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20-03-2017, 12:44 PM
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A beauty who sat in the sun
Was drinking a cola and rum
When she suddenly sneezed
And fell on her knees
And busted her right handed thumb.

Mornin' Abbey
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In a haunted house by a river



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In a haunted house by the river
Someone had left a plateful of liver
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In a haunted house by the river
Someone had left a plateful of liver
Was it human or dog ?
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In a haunted house by the river
Someone had left a plateful of liver
Was it human or dog?
Or Bob from the bog
 
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