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25-07-2020, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
No she hasn't , she is fitting one of those new door cameras so you can see whoever is at the door, no matter where you are.
It has a rather large hammer that comes down on the heads of anybody on her black list.... but I won't say who they are!
Well we have the bucket over the door and it's filled with gloop
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25-07-2020, 10:19 PM
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Well we have the bucket over the door and it's filled with gloop
And it's 80% well fermented cow and pig manure. Yuck!
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25-07-2020, 10:26 PM
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'Allo 'allo, what have we here? How come the male of the species have all suddenly appeared at one, have the pubs kicked 'em out at last?
I can smell the booze from here, stinky lot.

Be gone with you, hiccuping, burping and passing wind everywhere, stinky lot.
Get out, the lot of yer..

Shoo . .
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25-07-2020, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
'Allo 'allo, what have we here? How come the male of the species have all suddenly appeared at one, have the pubs kicked 'em out at last?
I can smell the booze from here, stinky lot.

Be gone with you, hiccuping, burping and passing wind everywhere, stinky lot.
Get out, the lot of yer..

Shoo . .
That hiccuping and burping is the cowshi... er, manure fermenting away.
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Mups, you need to walk a mile in our Shoo's.
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25-07-2020, 10:34 PM
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You hoo! Mups..... we are in here.... (other haridans are available)


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25-07-2020, 10:37 PM
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Mups, you need to walk a mile in our Shoo's.
That'll be too subtle for the wimmin to understand.
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25-07-2020, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by spitfire ->
Mups, you need to walk a mile in our Shoo's.
Originally Posted by Judd ->
That'll be too subtle for the wimmin to understand.

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25-07-2020, 10:46 PM
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You men are just plain wicked.

Non existent manners, noisy, vulgar, smelly, with a tendency to violent outbursts!

Did your Mother's never teach you how to treat ladies with courtesy and respect at all times?
And you have the audacity to wonder why you get hoofed out?

Shameful lot.
I am getting on the phone to the other ladies right now, and we will make a decision about your future.


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Originally Posted by Judd ->
That'll be too subtle for the wimmin to understand.


First (and last) time you have ever been right Judsy.
 



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