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01-08-2020, 07:40 PM
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Well I had a shower earlier because I heard there were ladies present .......... I was mistaken.
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01-08-2020, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Well I had a shower earlier because I heard there were ladies present .......... I was mistaken.


Oh yeah?
Well you should have turned the water on, cos you still pong.

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01-08-2020, 09:20 PM
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This is disgusting, what have you Ladies done to this Toilet.
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01-08-2020, 09:47 PM
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This is disgusting, what have you Ladies done to this Toilet.
Ladies?? Wimmin man, wimmin.

They made the mistake of putting the seat down
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01-08-2020, 10:39 PM
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You are so right Mups, I will start work on more painful methods if getting rid of them!
Do you still have the Rack, the Brazen Bull, the Knee Splitter and the Iron Maiden in your cellar, Twink? Maybe the men (ha ha ha ) would like a guided tour!
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01-08-2020, 10:43 PM
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The lady Lies.
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01-08-2020, 11:54 PM
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Aha. My finely tuned binoculars reveal we only have us fine lady's present here at the moment - excellent.
One cannot help but notice how much better it smells now.

I can also now have someone to have an intelligent conversation with at last, instead of all the yappety-yap rubbish those 'men' come out with all day.
Not a brain cell between them.
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02-08-2020, 12:55 AM
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Finely tuned binoculars? They need adjusting.
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02-08-2020, 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Finely tuned binoculars? They need adjusting.


We'll adjust you if you don't go to bed.
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02-08-2020, 01:07 AM
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We'll adjust you if you don't go to bed.
Not working today and as it's a Sunday I'll shall be having a lie-in, before I deign to do the lawns.
 



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