05-08-2020, 11:51 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Now then you 'men,' listen good.I am not a happy bunny this morning, so you had best watch your P's and Q's.
Or better still, you could club together and take me to the seaside for the day, followed by a splendid meal on the way home.
That might do the trick.
There again . . .
05-08-2020, 11:56 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by spitfire
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The only reason you Ladies can monitor this place 24/7 is cos yer don't do nowt energy expending, 9 to 5, IE, faffing don't expend any energy.
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Very true Spitty, very true! 
05-08-2020, 12:05 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Now then you 'men,' listen good.I am not a happy bunny this morning, so you had best watch your P's and Q's.
Or better still, you could club together and take me to the seaside for the day, followed by a splendid meal on the way home.
That might do the trick.
https://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/yes/t2714.gif
There again . . .
....Oh hang on........ It's still shut!
05-08-2020, 12:06 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Silver Tabby
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You two are cruising for a bruising - and I am just in the mood to deliver - so watch it - from a safe distance - like Russia maybe!!
Yeah?.... Yeah? ......You and who's army?
05-08-2020, 01:49 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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I shall pick you up and take you to the Sidmouth Donkey Sanctuary, we can get a nice meal in their restaurant then have a stroll around the .............Oh hang on........ It's still shut!
Wretched man! I got meself all tarted up ready to go, then read the last bit!
He's rather brave today isn't he ladies, considering he's on his own and taking us all on. Me thinks he has been at his pep pills again.
05-08-2020, 02:02 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Right, I have had an idea and would like to put it to our committee as a matter of urgency.We all agree these 'men' need disposing of, and so I decided to use my powers of persuasion and got a nice gentleman who knows all about the universe, to grant us permission to fire all the 'men' here way off into space - never to be seen again.
Let's trap the other male vagrants a.s.a.p, as the rocket is all geared up ready to go . . .
05-08-2020, 02:05 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Right, I have had an idea and would like to put it to our committee as a matter of urgency. We all agree these 'men' need disposing of, and so I decided to use my powers of persuasion and got a nice gentleman who knows all about the universe, to grant us permission to fire all the 'men' here way off into space - never to be seen again.
Let's trap the other male vagrants a.s.a.p, as the rocket is all geared up ready to go . . .
n Mrs LD & the pets could go back to their home!
05-08-2020, 02:17 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Twink55
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I wonder where Murtagh is! 
He used to give us updates all the time but I haven't heard a word about him recently!You don't think Mrs LD had taken the dog and the cats & to escape his snoring do you?
She would if she is the wise lady we think.
I mean seriously, who could live in harmony with any of these 'men?'
If it's not their snoring, it's their bottom burps, or smelly socks, let alone their appalling toilet habits to name just a few things.
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