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Don't be a silly billy, it is YOU lot who will have to climb down and admit defeat, long before the ladies will ever need to - as well you know.

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Climb down? The only way is up.

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What a feeble response young man.
I think you are tired.

However, it is now Sunday, so may I suggest a nice long lie in for you today - till Monday at least. (Monday 31st that is).

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No, no, no! Lost The Plot - as in - you lot!

Now - we Ladies are preparing an important function - to which you males may or may not be invited - so scram!

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Announcement for all those of non-female gender !

It has come to the attention of us Ladies that - in spite of the best efforts of Covid (herein after known as the 'Plague) we have one or two reasons to celebrate this week.

1) Mr & Mrs EZ have just had an anniversary.

2) EZ has a significant birthday looming.

3) Dongles is pretending to have had a birthday to gain some attention.

and - the most important one of all.

4) It is seven years since this thread began and you lot haven't beaten us yet!

To acknowledge this in appropriate style we Ladies are planning a small party to be held on Tuesday 18th. You males are invited to attend - subject to a few basic rules.

1) You will be polite and attentive to us - your hosts.
2) You will not drink too much.
3) You will not emit any nasty smells - from any orifice!
4) You will leave when we have had enough of you and tell you to go.

Obviously we will all have to comply with current plague regulations - so masks will be worn. To make this less boring - think Venice Carnival masks and Fancy Dress. A small prize will be given for the best one!

Anyone breaking any of the above rules will be immediately evicted.

Anyone misbehaving in the meantime will crossed off the invitation list!

Go raid your old clothes, start snipping and sewing - and be creative!

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"4) It is seven years since this thread began and you lot haven't beaten us yet!"

There's still time.

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Right - that's you off the invitation list for a start!

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Excellent announcement Tabby.
You can covered everything the Committee voted for, and explained it in a way that even those logheads should be able to understand.

The Champagne is on ice, and celebration cake and nibbles are all under control.

We can have some genteel music appropriate for our taste - but remember Judd will have to be searched at the door to make sure he doesn't attempt to smuggle in any of his ear-splitting, rowdy choices.

If Dongle misbehaves too much before the day, we can easily ban him and invite Murtagh instead. Even though Murtagh is another 'male', I am sure he is a very good boy.

I don't know if Spitty will want to come or not, but if he does, he will definitely not be allowed in with those cement covered boots and muddy hands of his.

I agree with you entirely about them smelling too.
The first whiff of anything unsavoury and they are ALL out - no matter which one is the perpetrator!

(They are only invited for the first 30 mins anyway).

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Oh! I see Judd has shaved for the occasion, but I would rather him wear a mask I think . . .

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Same goes for Dongle.

We can't have them frightening the neighbours.