Re: One liners and short jokes!
Originally Posted by
Judd
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Young girl next door was the tragic victim of an honour killing.
She was walking past a building site when a load of bricks fell honour.
LOL! Judd, mate. You're sure to inherit Doddy's mantle some day!
Ken Dodd died, you know?
Did he?
No - Doddy!
There is far too much aggression in the world today. Don't you agree, FishFace?!
Do you know where the saying "By George" came from?
No, I don't have a Clooney!