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12-10-2020, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
A visit to Specsavers will be in order for you madam.


'Ere, where'd you spring from?
You were snoring in your chair last time we looked.
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12-10-2020, 10:04 PM
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The same place I sprung from I guess.
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12-10-2020, 10:07 PM
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Damn these men!
Just when you think they've given up, they spring up from nowhere.
I shall have to go look for my new Superglue, and put a discreet dollop on their chair.
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12-10-2020, 10:11 PM
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Superglue is useless on fabrics, forget the Glue, just put a discreet dollop on the chair, that may do the trick.

Sorry guys, check carefully before taking your rightful places on the winged chairs in the morning.
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12-10-2020, 10:33 PM
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Caltrops on the chairs would be more effective - especially the new electric ones - they make this amazing sizzling sound when sat upon!
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12-10-2020, 10:34 PM
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Never mind morning .... Tabby, Mups! Open the door and I'll sweep them out ...
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12-10-2020, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Silver Tabby ->
Caltrops on the chairs would be more effective - especially the new electric ones - they make this amazing sizzling sound when sat upon!
sounds good ... a spiky pointy thingy wired up to the mains
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12-10-2020, 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Morticia ->
sounds good ... a spiky pointy thingy wired up to the mains

Ooh I say ladies, now you're talking.
I could really enjoy the sound of their sizzling butts.

Hahahahah . . evil cackle.
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You know I love that evil cackle of yours
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Bloody 'ell
This thread is getting more like an episode of loose wimmin every day (emphasis on the loose).
 
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