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Feeling outnumbered?
Modesty (almost) forbids me to say .... we wimmin excel at everything

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Course we do Morti.
They know that really, but they have a pact among themselves never to admit it.

Anyway, we've done an excellent job of clearing those idle loafers out tonight, so I think it's safe to finish our nightcaps and lock up.
Whoever's last, don't forget to set the alarms and man-traps will you.

Goodnight dear ladies, sleep well. x

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It has been noted how you merely looked through the letterbox and legged it.
Chicken, cluck cluck . .

Hahahaha . . my best crones cackle . . .

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You would not like the sound of my sizzling butt, don't know what you did but, its on fire this morning.

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Aha, thank you for notifying us.
That means the chilly powder rubbed onto the Spitty 'doll' we made, has worked a treat.

We will be making replica dolls of the other two miserable wretches immediately.

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Particularly all the jibber jabber.

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Aha. So you are back from work are you?
Well don't just sit there taking up space, go and start our tea if you please, and be quick about it because I'm hungry.
Chop chop, get a move on . .

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I had a well deserved kip on the sofa (no change there) and I am about to make beans on toast topped with grated cheese. Impressive eh? I'll post some to you.

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Beans on toast ey, I can see you are hell bent on impressing this gal.

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Cheese? Par Eque, you live well - don't be giving these wimmin ideas above their station by spoiling them with luxuries like cheese. Giving them beans on toast is bad enough but topped with cheese? Far too generous if you ask me.