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My kitty likes to play with string
She is an amusing little thing
She caught a mouse

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My kitty likes to play with string
She is an amusing little thing
She caught a mouse
Than ran round the house

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My kitty likes to play with string
She is an amusing little thing
She caught a mouse
That ran round the house
And fell down the drain with a ping !


My washed knickers got jammed in the tumbler....

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Ooh, that's a tricky one Gilly.


My washed knickers got jammed in the tumbler
I tried, but felt such a bumbler

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Ooh, that's a tricky one Gilly.


My washed knickers got jammed in the tumbler
I tried, but felt such a bumbler
So I called for some aid

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My washed knickers got jammed in the tumbler
I tried, but felt such a bumbler
So I called for some aid
for his help he had to be paid

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My washed knickers got jammed in the tumbler
I tried, but felt such a bumbler
So I called for some aid
for his help he had to be paid
But he turned out to be an old fumbler!



Will you be buying a turkey this year?

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Will you be buying a turkey this year?
I will and my guests will expect beer

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Will you be buying a turkey this year?
I will and my guests will expect beer
No turkey here, horrible stuff

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Will you be buying a turkey this year?
I will and my guests will expect beer
No turkey here, horrible stuff
No Carpenters either? That's tough!