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23-03-2017, 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Cedronella ->
Ok I shall keep my left eye on him and my right eye on the prize

Judd would have to get through the sisterhood corner first Mups.
Sneaks in while the sisterhood is half asleep and Mups has gone to her nightly repose.
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23-03-2017, 07:45 AM
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What a sly and devious action by Judd
Ladies I did warn you about accepting evening drinks from him, he is obviously slipping something into them to make you doze off.
Thank heaven he has not yet realized that poison would have a more long term effect.
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23-03-2017, 08:22 AM
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Find out whether he can read first.

Forget what I said. I'm on the wrong page.
Carry oooooooooooon.
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23-03-2017, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
What a sly and devious action by Judd
Ladies I did warn you about accepting evening drinks from him, he is obviously slipping something into them to make you doze off.
Thank heaven he has not yet realized that poison would have a more long term effect.
It's called Horlicks - one mug of that and you're out like a light. More effective than Rohypnol (so I'm told) and no hangovers in the morning.
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23-03-2017, 10:43 PM
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I'm sure there's a naughty joke about Horlicks. Must try to remember it.
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23-03-2017, 11:13 PM
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I must give this Judd man serious thought. Perhaps us ladies should take it in turn to call in on him late evening, and slip a little something extra in his Horlicks. . .
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24-03-2017, 03:01 AM
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A scrumptious meal with special mushrooms would also do the trick.
Don't tell anyone I said that.
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24-03-2017, 08:34 AM
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Well i certainly wont. I'm too bizzy keeping Mum this weekend.
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24-03-2017, 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by EZ Rider ->
Well i certainly wont. I'm too bizzy keeping Mum this weekend.
Is that your mum or your children's mum EZ?
If it is the children's mum, then perhaps you should lend them your pinny and let them do all the work. while you remind her why you married her and produced those children.
That way Joan will have a lovely mothers day.
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24-03-2017, 10:32 AM
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Twink, I've just had a horrible thought.

Mister Judd is due to retire in another couple of weeks or so, unless we come up with a cunning plan, he will be worse than ever when he's home all day.


Do you think we should organise a Retirement Party for the old chap?
 
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